Natural Laws of Improv, 2 in a series of more than 1

4. Guns kill people. They do not wound, miss or jam.

5. Taxidermy is an overwhelmingly popular vocation, despite most "professional" taxidermists being "mad".

5.1 The same is true of dentistry.

6. Despite the fact that most animals are able to talk, their owners are never previously aware of it.

7. Most patients, when presented with a clean bill of health, will either insist that they are ill or claim (and they're frequently correct) that the doctor is a fraud.

Also, in our continuing series of Facts About Del Close, I presesnt this nugget:

Del Close once mimed a hammer so convincingly that it is, to this day, on display in The Louvre.

High Status

Is there any greater indicator of high status in a scene than a character in possession of a Hawk?

Is it not true that Del Close himself owned a great many Falcons*?

*no it is not.